C.J. Carew

C.J. Carew was born in a log cabin, which he built with his own two hands following a brief apprenticeship with Bob the Builder. Admittedly, this may not jive with conventional understanding of how things work with the space-time continuum, the human life-cycle, and cartoons, but let's just say it happened and call it a day. Besides, there's a lot about C.J.'s life that actually did happen which is detailed in the book he wrote to help you enjoy your life a whole lot more and save the world while you're at it. (This is about the author, and therefore isn't a sales pitch, but you should definitely check it out!)

 

It should be noted that C.J. took on the grandiose endeavor to write a book to help save the world despite not being a lunatic or, to use a more technical term, "a nut job." (To clarify, he has not been formally diagnosed by a licensed professional as such.) Anyway...after writing for a LOT of years out of enjoyment and/or to fill a void in his life, making nearly zero effort to get said writing published due to laziness and/or fear of rejection, he then set out to write the book we have already mentioned a couple of times, which not only explains how all of life works in terms of modern science and ancient wisdom, but is also, somehow, pretty fun to read (that is, if - big if! - you like reading). Was he successful? Only the reader can judge. But, again, since this is "about the author" and not a crass attempt to sell books, let's leave it at that.

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What else is there to say about the author that isn't already detailed in his book - specifically, in the play about his life, in which he talks to the wisecracking human manifestation of the creative intelligence of the universe in a therapist's office in ancient Greece and becomes illuminated to how his path to write said book followed the archetypal path of the hero journey? Well...C.J. believes that golf is a metaphor for life (and, therefore, that when he gets "the shanks," it's a mental thing that may require hypnosis to overcome); the widespread cultural embrace of ignorance is counterproductive and very stupid; and that you should seriously consider being a reader of his book, so that you can go ahead and judge away on the aforementioned question of him being successful in his far-reaching and existentially important writing objectives.

 

One last thing: This "being a reader" thing requires a book purchase, of course, but - more about C.J., here, from which you may extrapolate his thought process (and how better to really know about an author?) - C.J. wonders: Why wouldn't you want to positively transform your life by reading a reasonably brief and relatively entertaining book for the approximate price of a date at a fast food restaurant?